June 2012
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May 2012
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“Albert Einstein once said that “the distinction between the past, present...”
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ramblings, on the road.
we roll into town like morrison or kerouac,
clutching a tampon sized spliff,
beer cans roll around in the back seat,
and sweat rolls down from the heavens.
i swear it feels like a hunter s. thompson movie.
cigarette butts fill the ashtray,
the stale taste of wastefulness fills the voids.
we are traveling nowhere,
yet we are going everywhere,
heading to the great beyond,
all points east...
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your spirit dances in and out of my body… your soul pulls me like moon pulls the tide of the ocean. your smile infects me like vitamin c in a fresh picked orange. when you stand on your tip-toes to kiss me, i melt. when you wrap your arms around me i melt, when you look into my eyes, i melt, you dance the night away, and flow, you sleep the morning away, and dream, you runaway from me, and...
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relax
A soft breeze is coming off the ocean,
Cooling the sand and the bodies,
It is a good day for wave gazing,
Listening and watching the sets come in,
No worries.
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adrift
Months later,
He felt like an abandon sailor,
Set adrift,
In the Gulf stream mist.
Holding on,
To the same old song,
Stuck inside his head.
Bruised and batter,
Nothing mattered,
Fighting off the fear and feelings,
Just below the salty sea ceiling,
Waiting for the shark that feeds,
On the heart that bleeds,
Wonder who is better off dead?
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
